I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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