The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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