he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
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went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
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And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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