I'm jealous of your bromance
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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When did angry sex become our thing?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I supernannyed him into submission
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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