i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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