somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I skipped work to stalk him.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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