you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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