i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
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at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
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i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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