so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Randomize