I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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