would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
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Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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