Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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