Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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