i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Come share oat with me in your robe
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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