why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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