Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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