I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
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You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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