well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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