actually, I'm a sock model
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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