Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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