You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
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best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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