Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
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I can't turn off my feet"
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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