3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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