He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
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I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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