I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
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fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
third nipple confirmed
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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