'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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