so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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