Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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