remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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