someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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