Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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