Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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