their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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