Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
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Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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