and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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