Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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