u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
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