Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I party with great urgency now.
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