Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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