FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
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So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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