So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
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Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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