My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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