Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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