I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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