and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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