Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
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I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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