My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Farmville is her only friend.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
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he was CRYING into my vagina
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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