You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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