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He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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