I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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